I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I love having hate sex.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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