This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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