ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
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Little spoons don't ask big questions
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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