thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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