***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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