It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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