bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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