Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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