Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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