You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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