Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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