hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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