I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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