Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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