I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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