Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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