So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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