I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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