you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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