he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Someone signed my nipple.
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