Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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