I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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