i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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