I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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