3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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