he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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