did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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