Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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