We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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