He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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