what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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