This girl is more easily done than said...
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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