Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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