let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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