You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's never too late to be topless.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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