WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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