Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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