i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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