Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We are two peas in an std pod
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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