omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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