It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
there was a trapeze. enough said
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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