based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Im part way to drunk.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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