she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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