i don't like sucking hair
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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