god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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