so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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