I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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