I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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