She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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