You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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